Haiku for when my teacher collects research papers
Paper? What paper?
Uhm, well what had happened was
I didn’t do shit

Haiku about tryna get a girl to fuck
All right but look, ma
Can I just put the tip in?
I swear, just the tip

Haiku about a girl hitting you in the nuts
I fucking dare you
Look, I’m not playing with you
I will have you killed

Real nigga haiku
What? Relationship?
I just wanna fuck though, girl
I gotta go, peace

Real nigga haiku
Look, c’mon baby
I can’t cum with a condom
I’ll pull out, I swear

Real nigga haiku
Aye girl, rub my beard
While I count all this money
You my bottom bitch

Real nigga haiku
What’s really good, ma?
Let me ask you a question
Why yo’ ass so fat?

Real nigga haiku
Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, fuck you then

Real nigga haiku
I ain’t got no drugs
I know my rights, officer
Somebody film this

Real nigga haiku
Look, I love you girl
Na, I’m lying. But on the real,
We don’t love these hoes

Real nigga haiku
I’m not gonna lie
I just wanna fuck, thats it
At least I’m honest

Real nigga haiku
Look, I like you girl
I wanna get to know you
So what dat mouth do?

Real nigga haiku
You not bout that life
Look bruh, you not bout that shit
You not bout them hands

Real nigga haiku
I don’t make love, girl
I don’t know how to make that
I make money though
