The Jehovah’s Witnessess knocked on my door while I was messing around with this girl. I never opened and closed a door so fast in my life. They probably didn’t even see anything, it was a fraction of a second. As soon as I saw old ladies and niggas with pamphlets and shit, I was like

“Oh, yall tryna fuck up my stroke. Nah”

And I just slammed it in their face. I didn’t even get to hear the “Are you prepared for the second coming of our lord Jesus Christ” opening line they always use.

I’ve recently seen them in big groups separating into like recon teams and shit. These niggas is organized, b. They are knocking on your door. Hard as fuck. They are trying to wear you down, don’t let them.

I will not surrender.