Try to hit you with the 
“So.. Can I ask you something?”
Question in the lil quiet, timid voice and shit cause you know she’s about to ask some bullshit. Every single time that question comes up, I either know she’s gonna say some dumb shit or I’m gonna say some insensitive shit, not on purpose of course.

Her: So… What is… Uhm.. Like what is this? What are we?
Me: … Homosapiens.
Her: …

And I always try to make it clear that that touchy feely shit makes me uncomfortable sometimes and that’s totally on me and my baggage but girls start thinking its their fault or thinking theres another girl(s) and to be honest sometimes it’s the truth but I never fuck around with my intentions and shit. A part of me wants a relationship but I don’t want to settle for just any girl, you feel me? She gotta be like some top shelf, VIP pussy type shit. These girls, b. They just think they can mold me with the pussy and it don’t work and they get mad me when they are expecting me to do some crazy shit to show how much I care. I get put on the spot habitually and I’m like

“Aye look, you feel me. Like… You feel me”