Came back hoes from the dorm. Some of them don’t, but the grand majority of y’all come back hoes. I don’t know what is, man. I don’t know if there are subliminal messages somehow inserted into your everyday life or if theres a subtle kind of indoctrination that convert y’all into hoes but it happens.

I’ve gone to college parties and the girls that dorm are usually the girls who give the pussy up like it’s wholesale, nigga. It’s Costco for pussy. It’s like pussy everywhere, nigga, falling from the sky like confetti. I’m not mad at all, I just want to know what makes y’all into hoes. Is it the freedom? Is it the fact that theres a larger concentration of niggas tryna fuck you? Is it because your (whore)mones have ripened with age and music with sexual references and caused you to start throwing the pussy at niggas? I really want to know.

And you know when the hoe bug has bitten a girl, she has a certain… glow, an “aura” if you will. I peep the hoes from wild deep, nigga. I can smell the hoes, nigga. I’ll be having a conversation like
Random Person: Yeah, the person who threw this party and I go wayyyy back. He is one of-
Me: Wait a minute, nigga. The hoes are here, son.