Event Horizon, so my family and I are on vacation to disney world right, and now apparently there is star wars shit all in disney world. So we go into this one place and you can build your own lightsaber, and the employee overseeing it all is this hot ass chick. So naturally, i fashion a lightsaber (red for the dark side) and we have a fight. Then we get into a blade-to-blade lock, and I whisper to her,”Girl, what do mouf do?”

so my family and I are on vacation to disney world right, and now apparently there is star wars shit all in disney world. So we go into this one place and you can build your own lightsaber, and the employee overseeing it all is this hot ass chick. So naturally, i fashion a lightsaber (red for the dark side) and we have a fight. Then we get into a blade-to-blade lock, and I whisper to her,"Girl, what do mouf do?"

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You are officially my apprentice.
I am your master, Darth Datnigga.

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