I understand if its to meet your family and shit but I hate when its on a double date or to meet her friends and shit. I don’t give a fuck about your friends, woman. I don’t usually get a long with the friends of the girl I’m with because they tend to get in our business and I tend to tell them to suck my dick and I use whatever my girl has told me about them against them, which will get my girl mad at me and I get called an asshole and amidst all this chaos, they seem to think it’s my fault. Bullshit, right? It’s irrelevant to me what ties you have to the person, so don’t try to use that to convince me to go. Go by yourself, why do I have to go?
You went to school with her? So?
You got your first period the same day, faggot?
You were best friends during senior year?
I don’t give a shit, most likely I won’t go. And then y’all want us to meet your male friends. I definitely don’t want to meet them niggas. They probably wanna lowkey fuck you and they probably lowkey hate me because I’m smashing you so it’s gonna be awkward the whole night and I refuse to act like it’s all kosher just for your sake.

“Please!? It’s really important to me that you guys like each other”

And it’s important to me that I’m not forced to meet any of your social circle under circumstances that I don’t want so that I don’t catch a case up in this bitch. I will however negotiate fairly in some situations; but alas, this is not one of them. And don’t bring them to my house either, niggas is getting shot.