Counting calories and shit. I have never in all my life given a fuck how many calories anything has. Niggas are hungry out here, man. I ain’t got time to be counting shit and doing math and all that bullshit.
Lemme tell you sum’, I could go to the supermarket and look at the back of a can of food and I don’t give a fuck if it says
“Ingredients: Concentrated Cholesterol, water, high fructose corn syrup, death, natural flavors”
I’ma buy that shit if I’m hungry, I don’t give a fuck nigga. Girls pulling up the calculator app on their phone to add up all the calories they’ve eaten before they order that burger and shit, what the fuck? Order the burger, bitch. And fucking fast food places putting the number of calories right next to the picture of the food and shit. I don’t wanna see that shit, I wanna see how much it cost, nigga. How much to super size it, nigga?
“Don’t you want to live a long healthy life”
I’d rather live a short happy life, the fuck? I mean this world is getting more fucked up everyday. Nicki Minaj is making music, people are still taking republicans seriously, some girls still don’t suck dick, veggie burgers look like real burgers and shit; everything is just getting fucked up. And I refuse to let calories control my life and shit, that’s what the government is for.
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Counting calories and shit. I have never in all my life given a fuck how many calories anything has. Niggas are hungry...
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