All my white friends pop adderal for finals. Niggas pop em like sensu beans and shit.

Important.

“I’m your Huckleberry”

I was just frontin’

Undercover cop arresting man for drinking Arizona Iced Tea.

I just got a whole rotisserie chicken.

For myself.

kingjaffejoffer:

michaelnoire:

Jimmy McMillan (the “Rent Is Too Damn High” dude) went and made a music video for his 2013 mayoral run.

Goddamnit, if this dude doesn’t win.

This shit kinda go hard, too. A little bit.

Every New York tumblr person needs to vote for this dude.

lmao. I didn’t want to laugh but he broke me down. 

I had to sit down for like 5 mins. Fuck.

titytwochainz:

If you think I’ma be buying Michael Kors and Louis for a bitch just cause that’s her thing, then you can call me broke. I’ll be that. 

If you treat me right, you ain’t gotta be high maintenance. You’ll have whatever you want, cause you deserve it. 

The X-Files is one of the best things that ever happened to me.

The Bottom Bitch Theory