This nigga told a girl that her head was so good, he compared her to a Dementor sucking the soul out of him.
I met this girl at a kickback and we exchanged numbers. We got to know each other and eventually, we started messing around. About 2 weeks into our little fling, I found out she had a man. Now, I wasn’t mad or anything. I didn’t have any expectations for whatever me and her were, and I was more than happy being number 2 and getting everything but the drama, but it was crazy how on all the social networking sites she was happily taken and then she was sleeping over at my house and shit.
One day we were on my bed and she pulls out her phone. After a couple of minutes she says
“Uhg, my friend is cheating on her man again. Shes triflin’ but I love her”.
I slowly turned my head towards her and said
“Bitch, you triflin’ right now though”
She giggled and said
“It’s different, because she’s happy with her man, I’m not.”
I was like
we’re “just friends”
There’s corners and intersections in New York that are scarier than Ghost Hunters.
All my white friends pop adderal for finals. Niggas pop em like sensu beans and shit.
“I’m your Huckleberry”
I was just frontin’
I love a woman who can kick my ass. — Spike Spiegel (via metalburger)
(Source: motivationgym, via haitianprophet)
I just got a whole rotisserie chicken.
Yo, deadass. — New York Proverb.