And patriarchy.
Lots of patriarchy.
what’s it like to have penis?
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Feels like power.
And patriarchy.
Lots of patriarchy.
Anonymous asked: You should write a rap verse as Drake or Lil Wayne
If you google the word soft, then you see Drizzy
I like it when I drink soda and it has bubbles, Fizzy
Girls say muah, me I say Kissy
And I treat girls like a gentleman whenever they with me
Awwwww, I told y’all young money is the team
I be sippin kool aid and I tell y’all that it’s lean
And of course y’all believe me, but all of y’all are foolish
I don’t spend my money, man I’m fuckin Jewish
Made a song with French and Rick, now y’all think I’m gangster
But I work with Chase Bank, nigga I’m a banker
But I can’t have niggas thinking that I’m a wanker
So I had her gassed, she was floatin, so I had to sank her
AH! Don’t mess with the team, nigga
AH! If somebody pulls the trigger it wont be me, nigga
AH! Tina Turner is my favorite singa
And my favorite cartoon is where the owl sings “I love to Sing-A”
DRIZZY!
Anonymous asked: If I say please, then can I have le Nudes?
You said “le”.
Look at your life choices.
You have to give women what they want but not exactly how they want it in order to keep them happy. They say they want a nice nigga, but not too nice. They want a bad boy who doesnt give a fuck, but has some kind of good future.
Next time a girl expects some flowers, I’ma give the bitch a cactus.
Real spit.
basedworm asked: Ayo, me and this girl used to date and after that we used to fuck and during the fuck time, she sent me a couple nude shots. This was a couple years ago. I make an off-hand remark to her that I found them again today on my old phone, she wants me to delete them because she doesn't want me looking at her pussy whenever I want and objectifying her. I'm not deleting shit. What would a nigga do? I ask because I feel like you can add more humor to the situation; publish it too, I don't give a fuck.
Just because she tried to pull that pseudo feminist bullshit, saying that I’m “objectifying” her by looking at pictures of her that she sent me on her own accord, I’d keep them regardless of how she felt and tell her that if she had a problem with my course of action, she’s at liberty of hold my dick.
That’s just me though.
I don’t know how to react in lovey dovey situations. It’s so out of character for me that I get really quiet. It’s been interpreted by women sometimes that I’m not interested or that they are annoying me, ect; but in reality I’m just trying to figure out what you’re doing, why you’re doing it and what the appropriate course of action is if I am indeed interested in the girl.
I guess I always have the fact that no deed is selfless in the back of my mind and the fact that a lot of people are not who you think they are. If I’m sick and you bring me soup, I’ll thank you but in my mind I’m like
“What’re you up too, bitch? Bringing me soup and shit. You ain’t slick, you ain’t low”
And it’s not because I try to do that on purpose, it’s just the way it is. But I’m working on it. I just wish women would understand how much of a big deal it is for me to give them the last slice of pizza. Like, to me that’s like giving you the Sword of Gryffindor or Mace Windu’s lightsaber hilt. It’s special.
Topic: Flirting.
I got this, niggas.
I got this.
I’m just gonna sext in Asgardian speech from now on.
“Greetings, stale wench. Are you prepared to fill thine gullet with the offpspring of the all-father?”
“yes daddy”
“Have at thee!”
Anonymous asked: You seem intelligent for someone who smokes weed.
Amazing how much stupidity can be concentrated into one sentence.
Me and 3 friends smoke 4 grams of Jack the Ripper in their dorm, decide to go out to get food and get caught in the elevator with 3 RA’s.
Anonymous asked: You that type of nigga that got like layers and shit. You're an onion-nigga, nigga. There's so much more substance in your being than surface level and someone has to take time to peel away the layers to see what you're all about.
Thank you, I think lol.
“As historical records shows, man’s inhumanity to man seems to be a recurring theme of human nature. Raids, beatings, pillagings, rapes, assaults, torture, senseless slaughter-all are part of the grim inventory of human mistreatment.” — Harvey Rachlin
Putting the team on her back and shit.
You’re kissing a girl and you go for her neck
And she tilts her head a little to stop you from getting there
Cause she knows once you bite her neck, it’s a wrap
So you press up on her a little bit and she lets you at it
And once you get that first kiss on her neck, she’s like