Entropy.

One of my friends was head over heels for a girl to the point that one day they were arguing because they broke up and she was moving on with some nigga. It was him, me and maybe 5 other guys and he was screaming at her over the phone repeating:

WHAT? BUT I’M BETTER THAN HIM

It was weird as fuck because she was throwing the pussy at everyone from the block and she wasn’t even from it. I told him privately “look that pussy is runnin’ amuck. You better put the pussy in a leg lock or something… Figure 4 leg lock it, Choke slam it, DO SOMETHING. Either get her under control or bounce, shes fucking you up”. Next week I hear him and 2 other guys jumped the new guy she’s with and that was gonna cause some beef between hoods, we squashed it though. They disrespected the shit out of each other all the time. They had a fight in a McDonalds and the most notable part of it was when this was said

Him: Bitch, what? Aiigh, you be suckin’ MAD DICK
Her: Uhm, do I have a dick in my mouth right now? No, AIIGHT THEN

Me and my boys where like:

Power of Pussy, I tell ya. 

How the fuck you get high off a black and mild?
Red skinny jeans wearin ass niggas.
Cat daddy’in, jerk dancing in mall parking lots ass niggas.
From the east coast, dying to be west coast ass niggas.
Putting the Supreme logo over your mouth in photos ass niggas.
You make Jaden Smith look normal. Hope a male moose catches you during mating season and rapes you.

Like I’ve said before, y’all some hoes.

No shes not a model, muthafucka. She has a $600 dollar camera and illegally downloaded and hacked Photoshop CS2. Find another way to break the ice. I see that line used like 50 times a day… Is this how desperate niggas are getting?

I’m juss saying.

3 A-’s and a B- (fuck that class though, son.)

Considering I barely studied for anything and when I did study, it was for about 10 minutes I think I should get some celebration sex for this

daaangvictoria:

• Calling you names like babe, cutie pie, sweetie, etc. really smooth with words
• Complimenting you all the time
• Saying things you want to hear
• Check their phone, they probably have a lot of different messages from different girls
• texting and calling you everyday like a routine
• Once he stopped texting you you’ve already fell head over heels for him and want to text him thats when he knows he got you all in his trap

What the fuck? I’m going to assume this can be the case with females too, right? Ok, let me get this straight. Going by your logic…:

• If a girl calls a guy by a name like babe or baby, it makes her a hoe
• If she always compliments a guy whether it be on his clothing, personality or appearance, it makes her a hoe
• If a girl and and a guy have a lot of shit in common and she says shit that he would want a girl to say to him, she’s a hoe
• Don’t girls these days have more guy friends than girl friends? Don’t girls say that girls bring drama to friendships so it’s easier to have male friends? Then why is there a double standard when it comes to guys having female friends? Can’t a nigga just have friends that coincidently have a pussy? But my mistake, right? If a girl has a lot of guy friends, it makes her a big ass hoe.
• So if a girl likes talking to a nigga and talks to him a lot, it definitely makes her a hoe 
• Man, shut the fuck up and go back flip off a mountain.

This is the most retarded post I’ve seen in a while and believe me, I see some shit, son.

They open the Johnny Pumps

nignoramus:

just saw the commercial for duke nukem forever…..

villainsgetthemoney:

ain’t nobody looking at you ma.
specially if you one of them girls

Same females talking about gender equality, tryna be a step up from niggas,
talkin bout “we like to feel like you want to talk to us”

well shit, we both wanna talk to each other so cut the bullshit and just talk,
be real with a nigga.
If not, the motto remains the same: 

That’s what I’ve been saying since forever. I’ve heard bitches go “Even if I think the guy is really cute, I’ll never go up to the guy”. Why the fuck not bitch? You think we’re gonna Karate Chop you or some shit? Will we kick you in the pussy if you come up to us and start the conversation? Na, we’ll have a conversation like 2 people.

You think a nigga’s gonna go up to you every time?

She said thank you in a really soft voice and bowed to me and walked away. Like shit, I just held the door. What would happen if she dropped something and I picked it up? I was shocked at first… I didn’t know how to act. At first I was like “Do I bow back?” “Do I put my hands together or some shit?”. I was like

You think niggas don’t know what you tryna say? You acting like a lil’ bitch right now.