January 2012
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Ayo, I'm feel like I'm feeling the earth's energy...
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What my New Years consists off
Old Kung Fu movies
Weed
Chinese Food
XBOX Live
Cartoon Network
Ya feel me.
December 2011
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There's something missing
There’s always something missing.
Anonymous asked: I'm starting college in the spring semester and I was wondering if you could sum up what the college experience is about.
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I cleaned my room the other day while I was high
And I found exactly 2 dollars in quarters that were in places all over my room, I was thorough with the cleaning. I have no idea why, but I was amazed at this. I sat on my bed like “Nigga, this is 2 dollars in quarters, nigga. Nigga? Nigga.”
It really amused me way more than it should have
Anonymous asked: HOW WOULD it feel if u woke up to a girl suckin ur dick in the mornin
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Why do girls put "In a relationship" or "Taken" in...
Who said I’ma try to get at you anyway? Who said I wanted a relationship with you? Who said I didn’t just want to find what dat mouf do and thats it? Who said that you having a man would deviate me from my objective to find out what that mouf do? You’re looking very, very pretentious right now, girl.
Anonymous asked: Do you really act like how you do here? Do you really talk to girls that bad?
Anonymous asked: Is it true that guys always wake up with boners?
Ladies, all I'm saying is
Giving your man head and not swallowing is like giving 3/4 of a blowjob, you didn’t finish the job. Juss saying.
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If I moved to California and
Joined forces with Lucas and Andrew, the number of sexually active Caucasian and Asian women would skyrocket and so would the crime rates in suburban neighborhoods.
decepticons:
she wants a gentleman
But all she gon’ get is that dick.
Anonymous asked: Your blog inspired me to finally (for the first time) show the guy I'm dating what my mouf do.
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I swear to God, man
I feel like picking up and moving to Cali or some shit. Fucking cold and shit, can’t do shit
Can’t chill outside Can’t smoke outside Can’t skate outside Can’t sit outside Can’t bag bitches outside I mean, I can but it’s fucking cold, man.
Even the weed dealers are inside their cribs and shit, niggas gotta go to their buildings and they’ll meet you...
Anonymous asked: now that i know you play the drums, i kinda wanna show you what my mouf do
Anonymous asked: do you have a new years resolution?
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Anonymous asked: you post a lot different kinds of music. Just wondering do you play any instruments?
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Anonymous asked: Do you think you'll ever find love ?
dredaysaysfuckyou:
Nigga fuck telling you all this cute shit I’m just gonna tell you straight up all I want is to fuck.
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My version of the big bang theory
God was having a party with his peoples and invited some strippers over. One of the strippers bent over and started booty clapping and there was so much energy invested into those ass claps, that a large explosion happened. From that explosion, subatomic particles (protons, neutrons, electrons) came to be which helped form the first elements hydrogen and helium. With time, these particles would...
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First Dates
Taking a girl on a date these days is more important than when our parents used to do it, mainly because it hardly happens anymore compared to back then. A lot of shit rides on that first date, shit has to be perfect and shit. A girl will subconsciously refer to that first date to make a decision on several matters. You can fuck up the 2nd date and still have a 3rd one, but fuck up the first and...
kwills88:
Don’t tell me you miss me just so you can disappear again, don’t engage in a convo with me, only to have me be the one who’s trying to keep the convo going while you leave me there hanging. Its better to just not bother to talk to me instead of reminding me why I was better off not talking to you in the first place.
7/10 girls I see on my dash
Are standing in the same exact pose or have the same exact “kissy” face on.
This is just funny to me. Carry on, carry on.
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Girl: I don't suck dick
Me: “You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!”
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I don't know why I always catch people doing weird...
The other day, my friend introduced me and a group of friends to a girl he’s ‘talking’ too. We said hello to her and exchanged some empty questions and then she retreated to answer a phonecall. On my way out with a friend, I saw the girl on the phone and I saw it all in slow motion: this bitch was picking her nose.
And na, theres nothing wrong with picking your nose because even...
Gossip Girl got y'all thinking New York is all...
I’ll take you to some hoods that look like Baghdad. You’ll feel like you’re in a New Jack City scene.
ayemceee asked: Favorite AZ songs.
I ain't never been smacked, a nigga better keep...
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite joe budden songs?
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Why do girls have links on their pages
That when clicked, show pictures of their boyfriends I ain’t tryna see that nigga, girl Fuck that nigga, word to the trap I’m tryna see dem titties C’mon ma, stop the hatin
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Man, girls always wanna change some shit
They wanna lose weight They wanna gain weight They are happy that they lost weight But are depressed that their favorite jeans dont fit anymore They are happy they got a flat stomach But are mad they lost thighs and ass in acquiring that flat stomach, lifting weights and shit. Women change their body more often than Apple comes out with new iPhones, man. Your ass and thighs caught my attention and...
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I want to make it so that
Getting a breast or ass reduction is considered as serious as 2nd degree murder and punished to the fullest extent of the law. Let’s write a letter to congress and shit, this is more important than the job/housing market, man. Everybody in favor raise your hand
Anonymous asked: HEY! You dont post as much as before :(
“Fuck condoms, get your dick wet”
– My uncle
The situations I put myself in, man
Aye, bruh
She’s a 32D in bras, bruh. I’m about to go over like *knock, knock* “Aye girl, dem titties tho, they make me wanna You feel me”
Not a jealous man, but females lie.
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I wish I couldve been a priest for the Mayans
I’d make all the girls show me their titties in offering to the Gods “You must now show me your titties Because you have angered the Gods! (Insert loud clap of thunder, people gasping) You have angered them by not showing me your titties! NOW, show me them titties! You may now rest calm, for the Gods are appeased I can fap to this, PRAISE THE GODS!”
Fuckin' hate Christmas.
Women who get mad over questions about their tits...
When all they post is their tits and ass