If youre a girl and you dont suck dick
ignorantatheist: Females putting their two cents into a mans argument?
Anonymous asked: are you going trick or treating tonight?
So if its ok for girls to dress like sluts tonight
Is it ok for me to call them sluts without them getting mad? I mean, lets be fair here.
I think that a lot of you people who bash the rich...
Would only donate out of guilt if you had that kind of money because you’ve talked so much shit; not because you actually want too or out of sheer sincerity.
Yo, if I see one more white female college student...
My last two classes were cancelled because
My teachers didn’t want us being out all late on Halloween. Not because they wanted us to have fun but because niggas tend to give people buck 50’s (cuts from their ear to their chin) and jump people on Halloween. It’s mostly gang initiations and shit. Everybody I know that has a sister out tonight is frosty, hoping nothing happens to them. If I had a lil sister and she was out...
Lol my niggas
Jared: Did you get a paper from your history teacher? Me: Yup, you? Jared: Yeah, damn Jew gave us mad work, man. The options he gave us were stupid. In one of them, he wants us to go to a Jewish Museum, Me: A Jewseum. Jared: And write about the impact New York has received from the Jewish Community Me: The Jewmmunity
Just saw some kid on my dash dressed up as Tyler...
Pussy is like a myth to that nigga, real shit.
Anonymous asked: what are you dressing up as for holloween?
Anonymous asked: have you ever been with a girl who didnt give head?
Anonymous asked: if your life had a 10 song soundtrack right now what songs would you pick?
Anonymous asked: Nigga, what you know about Nietzsche?
Where people say things that are common sense and get treated as if they were Nietzsche
drinkbleachmynigga: on the real, i’m the sexiest ugly nigga on earth
Its snowing and shit
This is the white mans magic
I believe all women with fat asses should
Be required by law to learn how to twerk. I’m juss saying, it’d make the world a better place.
Anonymous asked: So tonight is "girls must give head" night on your blog?
Real nigga haiku
She doesn’t give head Bet she gon’ suck this dick though I ain’t playing, girl
Girl posts nothing but pictures of her in underwear Wants to be known for her mind and not her body
If a girl doesn't give head
She’s part of Al-Qaeda
If you're a girl and you don't give head
Then go join PETA. They won’t ask you to give head over there, they’re too busy throwing paint on fur coats and making love to goats to waste their time doing that.
Feminists on tumblr are like those artists at the...
So I went to Chipotle for some food and
When I sat down, I noticed this pretty girl on line stealing looks at me. I thought I recognized her from somewhere but I couldnt put my finger on it, that is until the dude she was with walked in. The story was that they were broken up and I met her a couple days after it happened. He was controlling, jealous, all that shit. We hit it off kind’ve quick but their families are close and they...
Kids are already Trick or Treating around here
They better not come to my house asking for shit. I’m not even gonna let ‘em finish asking for it. It’s gonna be like “TRICK OR TR-“ And they’re gonna get a 9mm between their baby teeth, you feel me?
Anonymous asked: wats gucci my killa?
doc-lipschitz asked: It's cause a girls head bobs like a chicken when she gives head. If she gives head alot, then her head bobs alot. Therefore, she just a straight up chicken head.
I don't know why girls call other girls
“Chicken heads” And think it’s an insult. I mean, I don’t know about y’all niggas but I personally love chicken.
2 midterms in a week
Didn’t know I had them this week, thus I didn’t study for them. Grades?: B- A- This ain’t a game out here, nigga. Trill shit, fuck a text book, nigga. Fuck notes too, nigga; I don’t take that shit. And fuck your powerpoint too, PROFESSOR. We both I don’t pay attention to that shit either. Fuck with me.
Anonymous asked: whats the freakiest thing youve done during sex
Shower sex is like
Regular sex 2.0. In a lot of ways it’s just better. You know how you shower after regular sex? Well, you can do that simultaneously while breaking her back. Giving her backshots? Wash your pits at the same time nigga. She giving head? Head & Shoulders time, nigga. I have shit to do, you feel me? Papers to white, things to make fun of, XBOX Achievements to acquire, it’s a busy life....
Girl makes a post about her being horny
winzer: hervacationh0me: winzer: hervacationh0me: Guy offers to give her the dick and she quickly feels offended. Yes, how dare he offer you sex after you’re clearly stated you wanted some? How fucking dare he? Bitch I’ll fucking take care of myself when I’m horny I don’t need your dirty ass dick. You should go do that then, instead of reblogging my post with some test tube baby...
Dumb nigga: "I want to cuddle with you, not even...
That niggas lying, he gon’ try to put it in while cuddling. We’ve ALL tried/done it.
Anonymous asked: i have been cheating on my girlfriend of 7 months for 3 weeks now... i feel i should tell her and i am going too but i need advice
Girl makes a post about her being horny
Guy offers to give her the dick and she quickly feels offended. Yes, how dare he offer you sex after you’ve clearly stated you wanted some? How fucking dare he?
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about hitting women?
Girl: OMG WE SHOULD HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS!
When girls are walking around in groups
And you want to talk to one, you gotta have a wingman to distract the other girls. Her friends will judge you as if you’re dating them and trust me, their opinion counts. Too much most of the time if you ask me. We niggas need to be orginized with the mack, you feel me? We need to set up plays and shit. They organized, so we have to be on the same level as them. We chillin and I see a girl I...
Girls call me a dog
Well, that makes them a fucking flea.
Fuck old ladies
Look at this shit That is Entenmann’s Chocolate Fudge Cake. That is chocolate, ontop of chocolate, marinated in chocolate, infused with chocolate and baked in a chocolate oven. Every time I go to the damn store I try to get one of these cakes but they are always sold out. but today, I went back to the store and right when I turned the corner, I saw an old lady take the very last one. I felt...
Sensitive thugs, you all need hugs.
Anonymous asked: Okay maybe you can answer this why do black guys like white girls so much?
This is how I find out if I like a girl
I sit back and ask myself: “If I had sexual relations with this young woman, would I want her to stay at my home and spend the night? Or would I rather hail her a cab and bid her farewell with a handshake? Would I let her have some of my fries and not feel the urge to stab her hand with a fork for reaching for my plate? Or would I Mortal Kombat, Liu Kang bicycle kick her back a few...
Those white girls who were always sheltered by...
I’m coming for dat ass.