May 2013
May 24th
2,855 notes
Giving someone a dap while walking past eachother is like refueling a plane in midair.
May 24th
31 notes
“Yo, this shit is blowing mines.”
– New York Proverb
May 23rd
108 notes
Why do women like being the big spoon? I feel like I got a backpack on or some shit.
May 23rd
42 notes
waltkhadafi: metalburger: Girls send me screenshots of niggas saying lame shit all the time. That’s why I have a council of my niggas proofread everything I’m about to say so I don’t send any screenshot-worthy shit. this is 100% accurate everything I say to a girl is peer reviewed and analyzed that’s why i text back slow cause sometimes my affiliates in switzerland and the congo are asleep...
May 23rd
861 notes
1 tag
You gotta be cautious
With women that liked to be choked. Theres women who liked to be choked lightly, but then theres those who want you to squeeze till the veins come out on their forehead and they sound like Louis Armstrong and shit.  You know she likes to be choked and so you do it, but she tells you to squeeze harder and you’re like “Aigh, she a freak. I like that” And she tells you to squeeze...
May 23rd
91 notes
1 tag
May 21st
109 notes
This crack head just tried to sell me some potato chips.
May 21st
19 notes
This nigga Miguel giving his fans Hulkamania leg drops without missing a beat and shit. That is a real entertainer.
May 20th
42 notes
1 tag
May 20th
10 notes
May 19th
258 notes
“All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.”
– Buddha (via transe-exquise)
May 19th
1,549 notes
WatchWatch
The Bronx.
May 17th
17 notes
Shout out to that 8 page mineralogy final I just took. Fuck rocks, nigga.
May 16th
17 notes
Gordon Ramsay is the bringer of truth.
May 14th
11 notes
1 tag
May 13th
4 notes
omw to your girls house like
May 13th
1,667 notes
1 tag
May 12th
40 notes
Let me see you with rollers in your hair so I know its real, girl.
May 10th
22 notes
May 10th
2,655 notes
“Lord, help me say no to new pussy cause these bitches is out here.”
– My friend after being in a relationship for 1 day.
May 10th
184 notes
May 10th
53 notes
This nigga told a girl that her head was so good, he compared her to a Dementor sucking the soul out of him.
May 10th
50 notes
1 tag
May 10th
5 notes
1 tag
I remember once
I met this girl at a kickback and we exchanged numbers. We got to know each other and eventually, we started messing around. About 2 weeks into our little fling, I found out she had a man. Now, I wasn’t mad or anything. I didn’t have any expectations for whatever me and her were, and I was more than happy being number 2 and getting everything but the drama, but it was crazy how on all...
May 10th
131 notes
vanishedcstle:   we’re “just friends” 
May 10th
15 notes
There’s corners and intersections in New York that are scarier than Ghost Hunters.
May 9th
34 notes
All my white friends pop adderal for finals. Niggas pop em like sensu beans and shit.
May 8th
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May 7th
54 notes
May 5th
17 notes
I was just frontin’
May 3rd
12 notes
WatchWatch
Undercover cop arresting man for drinking Arizona Iced Tea.
May 2nd
39 notes
“I love a woman who can kick my ass.”
– Spike Spiegel (via metalburger)
May 1st
47 notes
May 1st
38,759 notes
I just got a whole rotisserie chicken. For myself.
May 1st
26 notes
April 2013
“Yo, deadass.”
– New York Proverb.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
1,505 notes
Apr 26th
4,076 notes
High maintenance
titytwochainz: If you think I’ma be buying Michael Kors and Louis for a bitch just cause that’s her thing, then you can call me broke. I’ll be that.  If you treat me right, you ain’t gotta be high maintenance. You’ll have whatever you want, cause you deserve it. 
Apr 26th
202 notes
when i delete i hope they retire my url and put it...
Apr 26th
350 notes
The X-Files is one of the best things that ever happened to me.
Apr 26th
13 notes
Apr 25th
31 notes
1 tag
Apr 25th
20 notes
I love seeing women with their hair wet.
Apr 25th
27 notes
Life Alert: Can you please state your emergency?
Me: Yeah these niggas got me fucked up
Apr 24th
12,004 notes
1 tag
Real nigga haiku
Yo, this girl trippin She wants a relationship But I’m like “nah, b”
Apr 24th
843 notes
Anonymous asked: i'm moving to nyc in the fall. where's a decent cheap place to live
Apr 24th
24 notes
“There u go, acting like a hoe again.”
– 2pac
Apr 23rd
24 notes
I need a southern girl.
Apr 23rd
14 notes
Apr 23rd
5,283 notes