my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
If I had a dollar for every time I heard I was emotionally detached, I’d probably buy a new skateboard.
Friend: What if you had a dream you were locked in a room with all of your exes?
Me: Shit, everybody in that room is catching these hands.
Out of nowhere I’ve gotten the urge for a roasting session
|—||A nigga thats bout to cut your ass od|
go talk to ya other hoes
|—||a girl in love wit u (via coolboyclub)|