Entropy.
awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

What are nudies?
Anonymous
Today

Stopped 2 friends from fist fighting cause one caused the other to drop their new iPhone (it didn’t crack surprisingly
Bought some new Nudie’s and I’m trying to break ‘em in as soon as possible
Phone literally died on me. Motherboard is probably fried somewhere, had to buy a new phone.
My body feels like Mankind elbow dropped me 5 times
I am dead.

Veganize these huevos.

Daddy: you be a good girl while Daddy's at work princess okay
Me: okies Daddy, but... um
Daddy: spit it out baby I'm gonna be late
Me: I haven't had cummys all week...
Daddy: I am aware...
Me: ... I'm squishy Daddy
Daddy: and?
Me: *wriggles* can I has them please Daddy. Can I cum please
Daddy: I want you to edge all day babygirl and if your panties are wet enough when I get home then I'll think about letting you cum
Me: *whines* *whimpers* *gets wet*
Daddy: have a great day princess *kisses my head*
tumblr user quickweaves: yall niggas going to hell
anawkwardbutterfly:

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battledad:

"If you think Stone Cold should crack open this 2009 California merlot, gimme a hell yeah!"

battledad:

"If you think Stone Cold should crack open this 2009 California merlot, gimme a hell yeah!"

did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

cumprise:

Latino news goes hard af they blatantly show things etc.
nigga they even report on exorcisms like??

Primer Impacto

qq45xx:

Y’all got a lot of problems for people who barely go outside

thetallblacknerd:

condescendist:

Shots fired. Everywhere.

Salute a real nigga

thetallblacknerd:

condescendist:

Shots fired. Everywhere.

Salute a real nigga

sageoftenpaths:

OH MY GOD