My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
Stopped 2 friends from fist fighting cause one caused the other to drop their new iPhone (it didn’t crack surprisingly
Bought some new Nudie’s and I’m trying to break ‘em in as soon as possible
Phone literally died on me. Motherboard is probably fried somewhere, had to buy a new phone.
My body feels like Mankind elbow dropped me 5 times
I am dead.
"If you think Stone Cold should crack open this 2009 California merlot, gimme a hell yeah!"
When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source
Latino news goes hard af they blatantly show things etc.
nigga they even report on exorcisms like??
Y’all got a lot of problems for people who barely go outside
OH MY GOD